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qtex	Dear	Lead	[-]
Posts: 885 (05/12/09 21:04:28) freelance info kiosk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear British Columbia, I am too old to stay up late enough to see what happens tonight, so please, when I wake up tomorrow, do not have a white man/drunk driver for a legislative leader. Instead, have a Metis woman. That is all, qTeX, the out-of-province mark-up language Dear Self, If you wake up tomorrow and find out that the Liberals won in your riding by one vote because you didn't get a proxy, it's OK to scream. Also, remember when you partied at the NDP office in 199x and then went nyah nyah at the opponent's campaign office? Aren't you glad you're not a teenage democrat anymore? qTeX, the absentee mark-up language ps: you'll be a lot happier if you stop reading the comments on the CBC stories.
Molly More		#1	[-]
Posts: 1399 (05/13/09 02:24:56) rough 'n tumble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear BC Voters, yay, you voted. I always love that you are voting and I don't even care who you are voting for when I hand you the ballot. When I say "thanks for voting" I don't care who you marked down I'm just glad you came. and then I get home and, well, you disappoint me. ok well usually it's the system that disappoints me. but you could have changed that so really, it's on you this time. officially signed, your Elections Official. Dear qtex, well, at least something good came of all this bullshit. 36 hours and counting... xo R. Dear everyone I know, Guess what!!!!!!! something's stewing that's not blackberry jam. qtex will tell you if I don't. excited, just shy and 8 weeks ahead of you. "Some girls make you believe it."
Stemonkey26	Dear jane/john/jim bob.	#2	[-]
Posts: 921 (05/14/09 10:35:28) just sin and bear it Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear g-d/g-ddess, Can you bring me what I keep praying for? Thanks. Sincerely, your biggest fan (no jesus tho, thanks so much) Dear j, Sorry about backing into your car with a giant minivan. I'm used to driving a motorcycle, so it was disorienting to drive that big f*ker. I'll be getting that police report asap and working it out with insurance. Whoopsies, apologetic non-cager It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. - Dolores Ibarruri certain situations are exempt* Last Edited By: Stemonkey26 05/14/09 22:17:27. Edited 1 times.
Mizeppa		#3	[-]
Posts: 698 (05/14/09 10:40:51) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear job, The more I hear about what you are like, the more I'm glad you fired me 3 months ago. dear Michigan, thank you for your generous and long lasting unemployment benefits and the No Worker Left Behind program....and the great lakes....and cherries. dear NWLB, don't you think it contradicts the very purpose of your program to pay for people to get certified in 'auto parts manufactoring", really?
the erica		#4	[-]
Posts: 1978 (05/14/09 12:04:54) tadpole Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear paper, write yourself. no love, ricky roo *yeah she's a sleuth...minus the e and h.*
arealhen		#5	[-]
Posts: 238 (05/14/09 16:41:16) out crowd Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear job I'm interviewing for tomorrow, Fucking hire me. You'll love the way I keep showing up, the way I shower regularly (when employed), and the way I am not stealing from you. Seriously, the sky just opened up, and the mighty hand of the LORD sent me to you. Please recognize this, and recognize that when I gave you my salary requirements, you had not disclosed that you were not in my city at all, but in another town 25 minutes away in Klan Kounty. Thanks, Your future best employee Dear leg, OK, first day without the brace! I know you're weak, but play along, OK? No need for all this lurching. Your friend, the rest of me Dear volunteers, Please remember that you are ostensibly signing up to HELP, not to make my life harder and grind me down with your complaints. Your...boss? me
qtex		#6	[-]
Posts: 886 (05/14/09 17:25:59) freelance info kiosk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear BC, Are you fucking kidding me? A third term with the Liberals? And sticking to this fucking ridiculous first-past-the-post electoral system? Why do you continue to make me hate you so? qTeX, the left out mark-up language Dear Ass, get in gear, qTeX, the unanalyzed sonata mark-up language Dear Bamboo, I'd like to introduce myself to you: I am your publicist. I go tell where the Bamboo Boss tells me to tell. It's not that long a way from May to December, no matter what Ella says, so looking forward to it, qTeX, the clipboard mark-up language
toners		#7	[-]
Posts: 645 (05/14/09 17:34:28) fucking changer Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear girl, i am going to visit you soon! this is exciting. if 5 days with you are as awesome as the 13 or so hours we hung out in san francisco, my face might just explode. here's hoping! xoxo boy dear cats, please stop being annoying while i am sleeping. really. daddy needs his beauty sleep. so no more jumping on the tv and/or attempting to climb into my mouth. xoxo cat papa dear money, please fall into my bank account. xoxo greedy
tragiclovejunkie		#8	[-]
Posts: 2537 (05/14/09 19:15:13) handy in the kitchen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear Strap-On, I know! I've been really busy, and life has been crazy. I still love you, in fact I was just thinking about writing a big reminisce-y post on S-O and feminism. Chances are I'll end up watching hockey instead, but I do miss this place. Love, xoxo Dear David Mitchell, I think I might be in love with you and your wonderfully dorky, clever, smart, awkward sense of humour. Congratulations, along with Doctor Who, Tim from The Office (UK), Ira Glass, and Patrick Pentland, you're one of the few men to make it through the filters! (Wow, on reflection, I certainly seem to have a thing for dorky guys!) Pitter-Pat, XOXO Dear Job, Well then, I guess I'll see you out to the end. It will be sad, sure, but I can't help but feel like getting laid off is the best thing that's happened to me this decade. Very excited, XOXOXO Dear Vancouver Canucks, Why do you keep hurting me? Sigh, xo Dear BC, There are some folks here I will miss a ton, but when the province does shit like elect the SocredLiberals for a third term it makes leaving a lot easier. Even their extra-racist Not-Bill-Bennett-He's-Another-Bill-Bennett won his riding! And the STV was voted down by 61% to 39%. This place is getting more and more like Alberta. I keep worrying treaty reform is just a cover for the fact they're secretly building a giant laser-eyed robot to subdue the populace. Seriously, Wacky Bennett's brain is in a jar somewhere calling the shots. Also, bonus points for the fact I'm moving before Olympics. Buhbye, xoxo Dear Toronto, Let's be friends. See you in January 2010. P.S. I'm easy and I put out. Keep that in mind. Fluttery Eyelashes, XOXO Dear East Coast, I'm going to be an unemployed transient tran looking for couches and spare beds to crash on this November and December, as I begin a vacation with no clean path whatsoever. If you're in NYC, DC, or elsewhere in that part of the world (such as VT, ahem), and want to hang out with me/let me sleep on your sofa, let's talk come the autumn. If you're somewhere near those places and you think I should visit, tell me so! I am a shitload of fun. Ask anyone. Seriously, XOXO "Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs." - Jeremy Hardy Last Edited By: tragiclovejunkie 05/14/09 19:21:47. Edited 1 times.
tragiclovejunkie		#9	[-]
Posts: 2538 (05/14/09 19:42:45) handy in the kitchen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear People in Vancouver I will miss, Don't get me wrong, I will miss you all a great deal, and I hope you come to visit me and our other friends when I am in Toronto! Everyone should move there, it would be so easier. I'll find a cool neighbourhood! Think about it! Really, xoxoxoxoxo "Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs." - Jeremy Hardy
duckout		#10	[-]
Posts: 1239 (05/14/09 19:54:11) lesbian lover Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear people that used to post on strap-on but don't because they are too busy with facebook/myspace/twitter/etc: i know strap-on is passe, but how can you not be into the imprint this vehicle has made on so many lives? rather than uploading cute pictures of yourself on your social networking site of choice, come here and ask questions, rant about things, say something fucked up and be called out it, and teach people things again. dialogue is better for you than updates on what your acquaintance think of the weather. love, strap-on.
qtex		#11	[-]
Posts: 887 (05/14/09 20:11:03) freelance info kiosk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear tragiclovejunkie, Are you seriously moving in the opposite direction as me? Really? qTeX, the westward mark-up language Dear Franz Schubert, When you were 25, which is cough8cough years younger than I am now, you wrote this symphony that is currently making my night boring because I can't figure out what is going on in bar 61. Like, you didn't even feel the need to show modality by putting in a damn third! When I grow up I want to be as reckless as you, qTeX, the unfinished mark-up language Dear Theory Teacher, Why do I get the idea despite my anguish we are actually in the remedial class? Is this because we are all singers and people can regularly be heard talking about their headshots? Also, could you do something about the choking smell of tar outside the classroom window? qTeX, the not much more than a pretty face mark-up language
tragiclovejunkie		#12	[-]
Posts: 2539 (05/14/09 20:20:40) handy in the kitchen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear qtex, I am moving to Toronto! When are you coming back? Are we going to miss one another by a ridiculously small margin again? Is it quite possible that one of us is like the Tyler Durden of the other, a strange construct of our psyche? I mean, that would certainly be interesting! But maybe if we actually occupy the same space and time we cause the universe to end or some such thing. Actually that would be pretty cool too. I probably won't be in Toronto until January 2010, but I will be all over the east coast in November or December! I will be in Vancouver until mid-October. Seriously, we need to hang out! "Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs." - Jeremy Hardy
unscrewedjake		#13	[-]
Posts: 3104 (05/15/09 16:45:19) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear TLJ, Yeah...you're moving to Toronto. This makes me happy. We should def. get together when you get out here. xoxoJake Dear qtex, You should just forget about BC and move to Toronto too! xoxoJake Dear Job, I love that you make me and so many other people happy...even though you stress me out continually. Dear soon to be born baby, I can't wait to meet you. I can't believe it will be just six weeks from now. Im looking forward to playing more games with you than the "follow the poke" thing we've got going on now. Be nice to your mama and stop crawling up under her ribs! xoxo your excited daddy! You must be the change you want to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
sisterdisco		#14	[-]
Posts: 441 (05/15/09 19:33:50) out crowd Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear girl. was that a booty call/text last night at 10:30? Sorry I was at De La Soul and didn't get the message. Maybe it's for the best. I still want you though. - me. dear kitties i love you i love you i love you. x me An extremely desperate fan.
vajonelle		#15	[-]
Posts: 675 (05/15/09 22:13:01) out crowd Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear job, we've been together for almost six years. i still hate you. i should probably leave you. no love, me. dear world, you're often disappointing. occasional love, me. dear sweet charity, thank you for always cheering me up. why don't musicals like you exist now? big big love, me. dear vancouver friends, stop leaving! i realize you will be/are happier elsewhere but vancouver is not going to get any better if the cool people keep on leaving! dear long weekend, lets have fun! clearly i need some sunshine in my life! bring it!
muffin		#16	[-]
Posts: 18 (05/16/09 12:43:25) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dear NYC, I will be living in you in eight days, and that's a bizarre thought to try to wrap my head around. let's be friends, ok? love, the newest ant in your enormous anthill. dear current town, wouldn't you know it - I've been so ready to get out of you and then a few weeks before I do, you get frickin' beautiful. it's a little sweet, and a little bit a kick in the pants. sometimes love, sometimes a roll of the eyes, me. dear girl, whoa. freakin' whoa. I think about you more than I should, and I feel more for you than I should. what gets me is how easy this is. I feel like I've known you much longer than I actually have. I'm not going to tell you yet, but I'm excited about you. I know you are, too. with lots of like, me.
DeathRayConnie		#17	[-]
Posts: 3200 (05/16/09 19:21:46) Foxy Boogie Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear Yuku, EFF YOU for eating my quick reply post. There was talk about Kaja goo goo, an apt Neverending story reference, talk about haters at work, talk about Paris is Burning, the Heavenly Angel Octavia St. Laurent, and like, probably some other stuff I can't remember now. Snaps in a Z Formation, Connie "California has had enough gray and brown, we deserve Angelyne pink and blonde."
GentleBoyJay		#18	[-]
Posts: 4466 (05/17/09 11:33:44) I'm just here for Bruce's bulge. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	DEAR CHICAGO, you are an asshole city full of dicks with a stupid fucking 'mare'. really, 'mare', eliminating free parking along the lake? eat me, me Dear Ped Egg, gross. but cool Salutations ex bf: did you return my text at 2:30 am because your "taking it slow" friend was porking you for 4 hours? -really wants to ask, but probably won't Dear J. I still miss you. xoxo, J. "Easily half the people do not have any idea who I'm supposed to be. They wave, as if Freud were Garfield."
qtex		#19	[-]
Posts: 888 (05/20/09 16:59:35) freelance info kiosk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear December, I am so excited about the baby you will bring to my family. That's right, a mother-fucking baby! For me! I am so glad to have something to replace Christmas. qTeX, the baby publicist mark-up language Dear Friends who are learning this on strap-on.org, Really, I would tell you myself if we were in e-mail or phone contact but when will that happen? I am about to have two writing jobs and an office job, plus full-time school, and to tell the truth, I haven't heard from a lot of you ever since I got off of F*book, and there was that time I was home sick as a dog for four days and the phone rang twice. I know it doesn't mean you don't love me, but it is proof it is fucking hard to stay in touch so here you go, you are learning about my baby on strap-on.org. qTeX, the ass-book mark-up language Dear Baby Mama, We are not that sneaky and I think everyone here knows what is going on, qTeX, the public display of procreation mark-up language
Molly More		#20	[-]
Posts: 1400 (05/20/09 17:36:21) rough 'n tumble Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear qtex, I'm home, safe & round, and now I wait for you and feed bamboo. I'm so in love with you and our family. full-to-bursting. I'm glad you saw how I smile to myself when you tell people so you know how I'm smiling to myself now. xo Baby Mama Bamboo Boss Dear s-o, if you haven't figured it out, I'm having qtex's baby. Like, fucking for real. It's a strap-on love story. thanks! Molly More "Some girls make you believe it."

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